The Madonna & The Whore

People are constantly mistaking us for sisters. We’re always together, we finish each other’s sentences…all right, sometimes we see your point.

But why is it that men always want to “respect” one of us and “fuck” the other?  How is it that after all these decades and sexual revolutions, we still find ourselves stuck in the age old trap of the Madonna or the Whore?

And more importantly, what happens when we try to rise above stereotypes and snap judgements?  What happens when the seemingly innocent girl wants to have a one night stand?  How do people react when the slutty chick is ready for a relationship?

Panic!  Shock!  How could we ruin the fantasy by becoming actual, real people?

Are we being too harsh?  Too philosophical for dive bar encounters and grad school parties?  Too bad!  Besides, don’t you want all the messy details?

Here, follow along on our adventures with boys, bars, and breaking the mold…




5 Responses to “The Madonna & The Whore”

  1. dilemma April 26, 2010 at 6:08 am #

    men were made to be stupid, how many other creatures have two heads?

  2. Brick May 7, 2010 at 4:34 am #

    1)I’m so tired of hearing such ignorance from women. You clearly sound like you were hurt by a man choosing a slut over you.
    It happens. You shouldn’t shit on every man. Remember, your father is a man, and w/o him, you wouldn’t exist. So not all are bad.

    2)Men are clearly sexually attracted to Sluts because Sluts want sex. Not that the Madonna doesn’t want sex, but the Madonna wants you to work for it.

    The math is simple. If he wants a relationship, he’ll choose the Madonna. If he just wants to fuck, Sluts all the way.

    3) Often times, It is the Madonna that’s sluttier. She just hides it well.

  3. Executive Editrix May 7, 2010 at 3:42 pm #

    A reply from the Madonna and the Whore:

    “Thanks for completely proving our point, Brick.”

  4. Brick May 8, 2010 at 6:01 am #

    Yup. No problem.

    • Brick May 8, 2010 at 6:14 am #

      I Just wanted to offer a different explanation. As opposed to “men are stupid.”

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