TODAY IN SEX
Compiled and edited by Deep Throat and Just the Tip.
5.14.10 That’s It, I’m Joining the Tea Party Lawmakers try to fix the deficit with new taxes on strip clubs and porn.
5.14.10 James Franco Is Comfortable With His Sexuality His NYU film thesis features masked men peeing.
5.13.10 Reason #14 You’re Not Getting Laid: The Pill Reason #13: I Have an Early Meeting, Reason #12: I’m Catholic, Reason #11: I Haven’t Shaved in Months…
5.13.10 Is James Cameron Directing the Next Issue of Playboy? The magazine jumps on the Avatar bandwagon and features its first 3-D centerfold.
5.13.10 This Book Review Includes The Words ‘Penis’ ‘ Breast’ ‘Fluids’ and ‘Holocaust’ NY Mag calls the new Martin Amis novel, “a sexy book about sex.”
5.13.10 [Insert Tiger Woods Joke Here] Woman caught smuggling a tiger penis into New Zealand.
5.12.1o Single Girls? Not in This Galaxy! Chinese astronauts–especially women–must be married before going into space.
5.12.10 The Straight and Narrow Minded Glee creator calls for a Newsweek boycott after gay journalist Ramin Setoodeh publishes essay saying gay actors can’t play it straight.
5.12.10 Dildo Heist! Who Done It? A truck filled with $10,000 worth of sex toys and lingerie goes missing.
5.11.10 A Bad Lay Deserves a Good Stab This woman stabbed her husband with a pair of shears after unsatisfying sex. Now that’s what I call scissoring!
5.10.10 Leave It to an Aging Sex Symbol to Be Our Moral Compass Raquel Welch on how birth control means no one can “keep it in their pants” anymore.
5.7.10 Advocate for Women’s Rights, Attorney Rhonda Copelon Dies
5.7.10 Really? We’re Eating Baby Food to Lose Weight Now? Jennifer Aniston is reportedly the latest celeb to go on the baby food diet.
5.7.10 American Apparel vs. Jezebel The fight over whether or not American Apparel’s models are actually real people or contracted models goes on. Yesterday, New York Magazine got entangled.
5.7.10 Sexually Harassed? There’s an App for That! Jezebel explains how Hollaback will upgrade from a blog to an iPhone app.
5.6.10 Not Gay Enough to Play Softball? $225,000 discrimination lawsuit filed against the NAGAAA by three bisexual players who claim they were deemed “nongay” and couldn’t play in the league.
5.6.10 “Once You Go Mac You Never Go Back” 25 amazing pickup lines to use on the new Apple-fan dating site, Cupidtino.
5.6.10 Go Ahead, Play With Your Food Mistress Eve Minax of Carnal Nation defends food play in the bedroom. If you don’t know what sploshing and Roman showers are, you might not want to.
5.6.10 Stop that Mannequin! The New York Times reports on our plastic counterparts, and no, I don’t mean the Real Housewives of the OC.
5.6.10 Being Bad Never Looked So Good Here’s a CNN report on whether the celebrated image of “the bad girl” is actually a dangerous trend. I blame Ke$ha.
5.5.10 Elisabeth Hasselbeck Breaks Down Apologizing to Erin Andrews You’ve offended and belittled the victim of a sex crime. What’s next? Turn her personal struggle into your own!
5.5.10 Anti-Gay Christian Activist Linked to Gay Escort Really? You hired him to help you with your luggage?
5.5.10 Picasso’s “Nude, Green Leaves and Bust” Sells for $106,482,500
5.5.10 Let’s See a Mormon Movie for Mother’s Day Filmdrunk’s Vince Mancini on the sickeningly romantic Letters to Juliet.
5.4.10 Paris to Lift Trouser Ban for Women After two centuries, I think it’s about time.
5.4.10 Lindsay Lohan is a Porn Star! Oh, wait, I mean, she’ll play a porn star in the movies.
5.4.10 Miley Cyrus in $25,000 Worth of Silver and Peacock Feathers Wow, she really can’t be tamed.
5.3.10 Submit to Granta’s Erotic Fiction Competition Granta is looking for 11 sentences of erotic fiction. Deadline May 7th.
4.30.10 Burqa Battles Salon.com’s Rozina Ali defends Muslim women’s right to choose.
4.28.10 Savage Love: Dan Savage on Vajazzling and More I have nothing to say, except, I sometimes worry for the human race.
4.24.10 Happy Birthday Birth Control All the promises the pill could never keep.
4.12.10 On Defining Marriage by Michael Spies A lovely portrait of a lovely couple.
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Deep Throat is a kindergarten teacher who dreams of someday becoming a Bond Girl. Just The Tip has a day job as a cable news producer. He is an avid fan of amateur pornography, red heads, and oral sex. Both were born and bred in Manhattan.
