If there’s one fetish we can all admit to, it’s a fetish for googling. I’ve learned a lot from the long list of internet searches that sent traffic our way this year (it seems people are really desperate for pictures of Eva Green naked, and I can’t say I blame them). So, here are some of the funniest, most confessional, and oddly specific internet searches that brought you to us. Enjoy!
(I wonder if the person who googled, “rumpf spanking,” mistyped ‘rump’ or if they just know me really well.)
hipster whore
slut whore women embrace
stupid slut bondage
end of construction sign patience
size of a magnum condom
sluts who want it
biggest erection
my brother asked me to give him a hand job
first time whoring
cartoon condoms
drunk men executives
using your sexual power
hipster jane austen
i want an active huge tall man for sexual pleasure
human bondage corset
take my ball and go home
my one night stand had magnum condoms in her drawer
never done it with two men
females who carry condoms are sluts
how to reform a slut
operating a hand drill
