Not to be outdone by her slutty counterpart, here’s a new piece from The Madonna:
“I have one ironclad philosophy in bed. I want to be the vine, not the tree. By which I mean, if anyone is going to be wrapped around anyone else in bed, it better be me. I cannot stand having some tiny guy clasping himself to me. I’m short, but I’m curvy. I want to feel dominated, overwhelmed by a guy.”
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